World domination via spam

I get a fair amount of spam despite spam filters. Sometimes it's so bad it strikes me as good. Here's one example:

Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2017 06:28:20 -0700
From: Lucifer <>
To: Recipients <>
Subject: Global Call
Message-ID: <>

Become a member of the Great Illuminati and posses riches, connections and fame. all the power you ever wanted, don't miss this opportunity grab it because there may not be another chance.

We open door of acceptance once in ten years, and few are chosen. I really congratulate you for this great offer on your door step. We choose people, people don’t choose us. You can be among the chosen this year. The great association Has been in existence since May 1, 1776 named The Illuminati (aka Bavarian Illuminati). What does this mean? The name derives from the Latin illuminatur, which means “the enlightened” Who are the Illuminati? They are, in essence, a cartel or groups of elite people. These people are basically rich, intelligent, or possessed special skills of various kinds and industrialists based in Western Europe and North America. The names of certain families persist over long periods of time. Some of the most important names are Rothschild, Rockefeller, Morgan, Lazard, Warburg, Schroder and Schiff.

We make people great and we rule the world. many of the world's political leaders & celebrities are members. When you become a member you will have the opportunity to be great and dine with great men from different nations. You get a benefit of $5,000,000 ( five million dollars). We rule in every part of the world, music, sports and politics, the second essential component is control of the media. It is controlled through business fashion. We choose men with potentials and we made them what they are today. We are here for you to make your dream come through; if you dream it you can achieve it.

Write us today if you are interested, with your full name, full address, and why do you think you need to be part of this.

This e-mail may contain information that is privileged and confidential. If you suspect that you were not the intended recipient, please delete it and notify the sender as soon as possible.

This is delightful. The authors do not seem to understand how "world domination" works. Maybe I'm just a rube, but I'm pretty sure it's not this way!

I would feel bad about giving this any more visibility, but I'm sure the compromised accounts will be gone soon enough.


  1. The primary benefit is getting to dine with great men? Not sure it'd be worth the hassle.


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